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[½»Á÷] Who died and who lived?

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
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00waterh: ½ð±Ò+2, perfect is hard to be 2014-02-04 09:05:59
Whether elves are real remains to be seen, but frankly speaking, both perfect man and woman actually do not exist¡­But if you believe, perfect people can always be real¡­ It takes time and patience to find a right person!

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