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[交流] I,You and she

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
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maxm05

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Sonds like boring chinese joke.
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4楼2014-02-01 04:23:09
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4楼: Originally posted by maxm05 at 2014-02-01 04:23:09
Sonds like boring chinese joke.

Is it Chinese joke...?
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5楼2014-02-01 20:30:49
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can not find the joke point!

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6楼2014-02-02 10:37:09
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