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[交流] Youre Not Going to Make it

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.

On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
　　　　
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.
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em  what should i say maybe it is my problem but i really did not get it  can you tell me  the meaning of the sencetence that "but you're not going to make it."
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