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[交流] Receipt

At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, "What am I supposed to do with this?" The clerk advised him, "Keep it. When you get four of these, you get a bicycle!"  By that time, he wouldn't be allowed to drive a car!
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Explain it to me, please.
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2楼: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2014-01-16 10:36:16
Explain it to me, please.

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哦吧,江南style,元芳,你怎么看?
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curton: 金币+2, The clerk has a sense of humor tell him, if you keep accumulate ticket like this up till 4 counts, then your driver license will be suspended, and then you can only ride a bike. 2014-02-23 13:31:13
Speed driver got a ticket from police, he feel upsetted and yell "What should I do ?"

The clerk has a sense of humor tell him, if you keep accumulate ticket like this up till 4 counts, then your driver license will be suspended, and then you can only ride a bike.
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