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kiss20085537

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[交流] Who is my father

A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He is dying!" The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with the child. They indeed saw two men fighting with one another. The policeman said, "Which one is your father?"

The child answered, "I also do not know who is my father, that's why they are fighting."
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哦吧,江南style,元芳,你怎么看?
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哎哟喂哟

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joke ?

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3楼: Originally posted by 哎哟喂哟 at 2014-01-16 09:29:57
joke ?

yes
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I know

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