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kiss20085537木虫之王 (文学泰斗)
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." |
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