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[½»Á÷] The end of the world

A jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of the world!"

The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How come if I eat you, the world will end?"

The jackal said:"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the world for me!"
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5Â¥: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2014-01-12 17:06:16
How dare you water me£¿£¡

I will give you some reduction on BB...

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Jackal is doomed to death I guess.
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3Â¥: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2014-01-12 17:04:12
Jackal is doomed to death I guess.

4Â¥2014-01-12 17:04:52
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4Â¥: Originally posted by kiss20085537 at 2014-01-12 17:04:52
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How dare you water me£¿£¡

I will give you some reduction on BB
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