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kiss20085537

木虫之王 (文学泰斗)

联合国小木虫水区资深代言人

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[交流] Mother Knows the Best

It was a couple's wedding night, and the bride got

all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and

began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour,

an hour and a half and then two hours passed by,

and her groom was still standing next to the

bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars.

So she couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Honey,

what's the problem? Come to bed with me." But

the groom said, "No way." And the bride said,

"Why is that? It's our wedding night." And he

replied, "Precisely. My mother told me that this

would be the most beautiful night of my whole

life, so I don't want to miss a minute of it."
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zhangzhihu

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电子在掌间流动,物质在腹中生成
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ali-wang

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How beautiful it is!
骐骥一跃,不能十步;驽马十驾,功在不舍!
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johngolden

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innocent
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Lopemann

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聽真那自由在奏鳴

Where are you?

I'm missing your jokes.
现实世界的理想主义卧底 Gypsy in memory
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