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[交流] what humorous family conversitions!!

today i found some very funny conversitions among family members on internet, full of humorous and permeated with love! enjoy it!!
One:  
    Son: my doctor suggested i engage in sexual intercourse to help my sleeping problems. any takers?
    mom: No
    Son:  well, mom, obviously i wasn't asking you····

Two:
    Daughter: just had a great dinner with my friend Tom at Blue Ribbon!
    Mom: oh, is the Tom you were telling me about?
    Mom: i just checked his profile. very nice looking guy! good work honey!

Three:
    Son: when you first met me , how old we were and what u thought!
    Dad: 9 months before you were born, i brought you on a date and you left with your mother!
    Mom: i think your dad just win the internet!

four:
    Son: theres nothing nicer than an all natural boob
    Mom: the last boob u touched was mine when i breast fed u! LOL
    Son: Ewww leave mom

P.S:  what about you worms, do you have some cherished memorys or some situations you felt awkward between your family members. you can share them with us!!
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2楼: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2013-12-30 16:54:50
Almost all sextual referenced...

BTW, what is the meaning of the third joke?
I didn't quite get it.

the dad said he go on a date with a girl 9 months before his son was born, and then the girl pregnanted and then the girl became his son's mother!!
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Almost all sextual referenced...

BTW, what is the meaning of the third joke?
I didn't quite get it.
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现实世界的理想主义卧底 Gypsy in memory
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3楼: Originally posted by otten0 at 2013-12-30 17:55:01
the dad said he go on a date with a girl 9 months before his son was born, and then the girl pregnanted and then the girl became his son's mother!!...

what to do with "internet" and "i brought you on a date" "you left with your mother"??
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Lopemann: Alright..make sense then... 2013-12-31 09:28:17
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4楼: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2013-12-30 18:10:28
what to do with "internet" and "i brought you on a date" "you left with your mother"??...

老爸说：你出生前的9个月， 我约会时捎上了你，然后你就留在你妈肚子里了。
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