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[交流] I Don't Need to Steal Any More

The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．“I want no scandal，” saidthe owner．“I'll just fire you．” The employee replied，“True，I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum． I now have yachts， a country mansion， jewelry，and every luxury you can think of． I don't need a thing， sowhy hire somebody else and have him start from scratch？”
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哦吧，江南style，元芳，你怎么看？
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curton: 金币+1, good joke 2014-01-15 12:07:21
That is exactly how the emperor thought about getting rid of corrupted official - the fresh and new ones would rob the people a lot more harsher.
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curton: only English here 2014-01-15 12:07:04
要用英文交流么？

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3楼: Originally posted by 梧桐柒夕 at 2013-12-25 23:13:07
要用英文交流么？

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