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2Â¥: Originally posted by whiteness at 2013-12-20 09:05:00
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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4Â¥: Originally posted by caocuijiayou at 2013-12-20 10:43:39
a loyal fans for your jokes

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