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木虫之王 (文学泰斗)

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[交流] Do You Know My Work

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.

You don't know my work, said the other.

What is your work?

I'm a policeman.

Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.

I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
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峰锋风逢烽

金虫 (知名作家)

追梦者,梦中的人

guan waterguan shui
选我所爱,爱我所选
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kiss20085537

木虫之王 (文学泰斗)

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4楼: Originally posted by 峰锋风逢烽 at 2013-12-11 12:56:57
guan waterguan shui

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jandwu24

金虫 (正式写手)

so smart!
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Lopemann

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聽真那自由在奏鳴

The guy is in trouble despite he denied
现实世界的理想主义卧底 Gypsy in memory
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布丁的梦想

新虫 (小有名气)

so the writer was in his story ~
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Knight-Danny

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curton: only English here 2014-01-11 14:59:06
呵呵
充实总比虚度要好点
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蛊惑妖

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How do you don't understant
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