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kiss20085537

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[交流] Friend for Dinner

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
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3楼: Originally posted by 峰锋风逢烽 at 2013-12-08 09:55:31
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zixinjuan

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I can't understand the last sentence,can you make it clear for me?

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A little bit more.
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5楼: Originally posted by zixinjuan at 2013-12-09 18:02:26
I can't understand the last sentence,can you make it clear for me?

The poor (pitiful, unfortunate) and foolish guy or girl is thinking to get married
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zixinjuan

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6楼: Originally posted by befair at 2013-12-09 18:20:29
The poor (pitiful, unfortunate) and foolish guy or girl is thinking to get married...

Thank you,the story is say that bachelors never mind the mess houses,isn't it?

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A little bit more.
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befair

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7楼: Originally posted by zixinjuan at 2013-12-09 18:29:12
Thank you,the story is say that bachelors never mind the mess houses,isn't it?
...

Yes you are right but there is a lot more to it: married ones would be scaringly worse...
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聽真那自由在奏鳴
Never ever ever ever get married.
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