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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
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curton: 金币+4, "Industrial & Agricultural Poisons" or "Special Poisons" is danger 2014-01-03 16:24:37
curton: 回帖置顶 2014-01-03 16:24:39
curton: 金币+4, "Industrial & Agricultural Poisons" or "Special Poisons" is danger 2014-01-03 16:24:37
curton: 回帖置顶 2014-01-03 16:24:39
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Cyanide should fall into Poison Schedule 6 or 7, right? It should be either "Industrial & Agricultural Poisons" or "Special Poisons" which are not provided in pharmacy.  Prescription Only Medicines should be in Poison Schedule 3, which is provided in pharmacy. Hopefully the pharmacist could not get the lady any cyanide no matter how much he hates his wife.  poison schedule.png [ Last edited by Lopemann on 2013-12-4 at 11:10 ] |
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