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[½»Á÷] Bring me the winner

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-- Well, bring me the winner then.
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Funny.The waiter must be crying
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It is a funny joke.
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Waiter£º I am afraid that is impossible, sir
- Why is that?
Waiter£º the winner must be smarter not to be caught as your dinner, sir, only the losers are caught.
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--It is just on your dish. The loser is directly eliminated from the menu, sir.
Befreeinyourway,justliketheshinninglighteveryday.
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waiter:let's fight against
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