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kiss20085537

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On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don't exist!
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Why the other two don't exist?
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4楼: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2013-11-24 14:21:52
Why the other two don't exist?

honest politician    kind lawyer
哦吧,江南style,元芳,你怎么看?
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curton: 金币+2, The fact that both of them do not exist is better for the 10000NT bill on the floor. 2013-12-12 12:37:52
Those who believe this must be kids. Why?
Well, if you have read one of the post in this forum  about "The Three Stages of Man", you'd know why.
An adult does not believe any of the three, does he/she?
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curton: 金币+2, if you have read one of the post in this forum about "The Three Stages of Man", you'd know why. 2013-12-12 12:38:08
haha. The fact that both of them do not exist is better for the 10000NT bill on the floor. Otherwise there may be a fierce debate which is not likely to be seen by Santa Claus.
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