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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she¡®d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she¡®d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. ¡°Oh, goodness, six please,¡± said the blonde. ¡°I don¡®t think I could ever eat twelve.¡±

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It is highly unlikely the blonde had an A in school math on fractions, or she has been startving
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sorry for the spelling, should have been starving
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