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Once a woman was stopped by the police, and the police officer asked her, "You were driving 70 miles an hour in a 50 mile-per-hour zone. Did you know that, ma'am?" So the woman said, "Yes, sir, I know." Then the officer said,"At least you're honest. So, why were you driving so fast?" And the woman replied, "I'm sorry. It's because I didn't see you."

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4楼: Originally posted by caocuijiayou at 2013-11-19 11:42:18
so honest

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7楼: Originally posted by roubao at 2013-11-19 20:48:20
The officer answered: now, I'm here, what about you

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