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kiss20085537

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[交流] The 10 fruit

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
     The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
     The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
     The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
     The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
     So he proceeded: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed immediately.
     Weeks later, the first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
     "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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哦吧,江南style,元芳,你怎么看?
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9楼: Originally posted by kiss20085537 at 2013-11-14 20:06:48
NO sir...

i don't understand where to laugh,actually
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Lopemann

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现实世界的理想主义卧底 Gypsy in memory
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kiss20085537

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6楼: Originally posted by Lopemann at 2013-11-14 19:50:11
Strong anus

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cyy__8906

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pineapple is similar to apple,isn;t it?
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