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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says   "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

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8楼: Originally posted by BOCHEMISTRY at 2013-10-24 17:12:46
啊哦

ok, sorry for that
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00waterh: only English is allowed here, thank you for your understanding. 2013-10-24 17:18:19
嘿嘿 为七喜工作的人要有七个孩子了啊
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6楼: Originally posted by cyy__8906 at 2013-10-24 16:27:48
嘿嘿 为七喜工作的人要有七个孩子了啊

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