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[交流] Humor

1.          Who is Disgusting
First：“My neighbor is very disgusting，who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night．”

Second：“It is disgusting in faith，do you call the police？”

First：“No．I just take him as a madman，and continue to play my piano．”
2.          Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed？”

Student：“I know，I know．At the bottom of the page．”
3.          Driving car

Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－hand turn．”

Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing．”
4.          Humor

Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair．”

Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror．Just look at Grandma．”
5.          Not Necessary To Answer

Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question．How much hair do you have？”

Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions．”

Teacher：“How do you know it？”

Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question．”
6. Now I can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go home earlier．” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed．He was very angry and asked，“Who did it？Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good－bye，Sir! ”
7. Don’t tell her

Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one？” asked a nurse．

One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her．
8.          The Things Kids Say

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ？”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug． “I can' t，dear．” She said．“I have to sleep in Daddy's room．”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy4)．”

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