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1.You don’t have to pay for lightning

Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？

Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning.
2.He must have a computer

A mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”
3.Nice Try

My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning, I’ll give you a free haircut for a year. ”

The policeman removed his hat--and he was completely bald.
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so many laughters

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人活着好没意思啊
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4楼: Originally posted by lppv at 2013-10-21 22:44:46
so many laughters

wamrly welcome back, pp~ i am going to resign, i think
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几年前踏上火车那一刻都还没有意识到,从此故乡只有冬夏,再无春秋
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5楼: Originally posted by fungixx at 2013-10-21 22:53:29
wamrly welcome back, pp~ i am going to resign, i think ...

no. I never mean to come back...
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人活着好没意思啊
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