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A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes place．．． Man：What's the problem，officer？ Officer：You were going at least ７５in a ５５zone． Man：No，sir，I was going ６５． Wife：Oh，Harry．You were going ８０．（Man gives his wife a dirty look．） Officer：I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight． Man：Broken taillight？I didn't know about a broken taillight。 Wife：Oh Harry，you've known about that tail for weeks．（Man gives his wife another dirty look．） Officer：I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt． Man：Oh，I just took it off when you were walking up to the car． Wife：Oh，Harry，you never wear your seat belt． Man：Shut your dang mouth。 Officer：（Turns to the woman）：Ma ' am，does your husband talk to you this way all the time？ Wife：No，only when he's drunk． |
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