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1.Count to one Hundred Before You Speak

In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."

No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.

at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."

2.The Advantage of Alcohol

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"

The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol.
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小木虫: 沙发+1,金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发,再给个红包
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小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳,给个红包
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threeble kill
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where is others?
....
如是青松未出栏,雏枝焉可惧霜寒。今朝只消低头看,他日参天仰面难。
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4楼: Originally posted by 龙虎山客栈 at 2013-10-20 15:27:11
threeble kill
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where is others?
....

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