| 查看: 466 | 回复: 3 | |||
沧__海版主 (文学泰斗)
神虫浮云
|
[交流]
Little Johnny... Definite Definition
|
| The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue.""That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants. |
回复此楼» 猜你喜欢
0817 化学工程 299分求调剂 有科研经历 有二区文章
已经有4人回复
-
0854可跨调剂，一作一项核心论文五项专利，省、国级证书40+数一英一287
已经有5人回复
-
070300化学319求调剂
已经有6人回复
-
一志愿985，本科211，0817化学工程与技术319求调剂
已经有6人回复
-
一志愿西南交大，求调剂
已经有3人回复
-
286求调剂
已经有6人回复
-
焦虑
已经有11人回复
-
331求调剂（0703有机化学
已经有7人回复
-
298-一志愿中国农业大学-求调剂
已经有5人回复
-
297求调剂
已经有5人回复
★
小木虫: 沙发+2，金币+1, 抢中无敌闪电沙发，大红包送上
小木虫: 沙发+2，金币+1, 抢中无敌闪电沙发，大红包送上
| 7 |
2楼2013-10-17 08:56:02
★
小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳，给个红包
小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳，给个红包
| 1 |
3楼2013-10-17 08:56:06
 |
4楼2013-10-17 08:56:08
