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[交流] Why do you never phone me?

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week." Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?" Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!"
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昨日相思又失意，　　今日分离，　　明日相聚。　　你的施舍，是我的获得。　　我的施舍，又是你的索取。　　“爱情”的含意，　　囊括了人世间的悲喜
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5楼: Originally posted by 冲爷 at 2013-10-15 21:54:54
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7楼: Originally posted by 风秉玉笙 at 2013-10-16 11:21:53
i do not know  what to say！

a little sad?
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i thought it is a touching story but...

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