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[交流] 【笑话一则,轻松一刻98】My half was at the bottom of the bottle 已有16人参与

【笑话一则,轻松一刻98】My half was at the bottom of the bottle




     
    Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.

    They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food.

    When he returned, he found the bottle was empty."Hey!" he exclaimed crossly. "Half of that was mine!"

    "I know," said Tommy, "but I was thirsty, and as my half was at the bottom of the bottle I had to drink through yours to get to it."


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as my half was at the bottom of the bottle I had to drink through yours to get to it.

i have no guoqing jieT_TT_TT_T

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我的假期今晚上就开始啦,每日一笑也休息一个国庆。平日里忙忙碌碌的童鞋,赶紧趁此机会好好休息一下吧~
提前祝大家国庆快乐~~
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师妹好好休息
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2楼: Originally posted by 求知者001 at 2013-09-29 13:08:29
我的假期今晚上就开始啦,每日一笑也休息一个国庆。平日里忙忙碌碌的童鞋,赶紧趁此机会好好休息一下吧~
提前祝大家国庆快乐~~

祝师父国庆节快乐,假期吃好、玩好、休息好,一切都好~~
坚持努力
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