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[交流] 【笑话一则,轻松一刻84】bad news and very bad news 已有24人参与

【笑话一则,轻松一刻84】bad news and very bad news




     
    Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

    Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.

    Doctor: I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.

    Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT on earth could be WORSE news?

    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


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It may not be so horrible if you don't have to wait another 24 hours to heaven...
IF you cannot do what you like, just like what you do!
18楼2013-09-10 11:48:36
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call with your test results

why is the lab?
每个人都是一个能量源,要勇于向周围传递正能量!
3楼2013-09-09 10:32:46
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The very bad news will scare the patient to death even if the illness won't kill him.
物来顺应,未来不迎,当时不杂,既过不恋。
4楼2013-09-09 10:35:21
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well, the latter one is a good news
我来也~
5楼2013-09-09 10:42:26
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