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[交流] 【笑话一则,轻松一刻59】 who would name a bird Clarence? 已有12人参与

【笑话一则,轻松一刻59】 who would name a bird Clarence?




     
    A burglar broke into a house and was skulking as silently as he could when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching".

    He stopped dead in his tracks and listened.

    A minute went by and he heard nothing, so he started to move again. "Jesus is watching", came the voice in the dark.

    His eyes were adjusting to the light and he noticed a cage in the corner containing a parrot.

    "Was that you talking bird?"

    The parrot said, "yes".

    "What's your name little bird?"

    "Clarence", the parrot said.

    "Clarence? who would name a bird Clarence?" , the burglar laughed.

    The parrot said, "The same person who named the rottweiller Jesus"!


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13楼: Originally posted by 求知者001 at 2013-07-26 15:24:47
下个词典就全都解决啦,加油哈徒弟...

在哪下?下哪个?湿父鼓励俩毛钱吧
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17楼: Originally posted by 求知者001 at 2013-07-26 20:39:45
下个金山词霸也行,有道词典也行。百度就可以了!
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晕,说的是翻译软件啊。。。
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