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[交流] 【笑话一则,轻松一刻29】Door to door salesman已有20人参与

【笑话一则,轻松一刻29】Door to door salesman




     
    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

   "**** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money." And she tried to close the door.

   Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poop all over her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse poop from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a mighty good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."


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算不算自食其“果”呢?下次要仔细选好演示用的东东了。还有下次吗?
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今天的长了一点,不过还是很逗的~
人生最曼妙的风景,是内心的淡定与从容。
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坏消息是他饿了,好消息是马粪多得是
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