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    A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one.

    He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again, then orders another one.

    He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks, "Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket. What's in your pocket?"

    The man replies, "Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there. I drink until she looks good, then I go home."


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