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【笑话一则，轻松周末】Is He Really Ill

On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman.
"Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"

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It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.Trying to re-enact the tradition,she prepared a dinner for herself alone.The next day,her mother called to see how everything went.
"OH,mother,I made myself a lovely dinner,but I had so mach thouble trying to eat the turkey!"said the daughter .
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"I don't know,"the blonde said,"It wouldn't sit still."
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