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执着人生1988

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[交流] devote everything to the Party except two cows

Journalist:If you would have ten acres of land,would you like to devote half of the harvest to the Party?
Farmer: Yes,I'd love to.
Journalist:If you had two villas ,would you devote one to the Party?
Farmer:Yes,I would.
Journalist:If you had got a prize of one million,would you like to ?
Farmer:Yes,I do.
Journalist:What abot two cows?
Farmer:No,I won't.
Journalist:Why is that? Cows are less worth than lands,villas and one million.
Farmer:Because I do have two cows.
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The conversation is humorous
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Maybe everyone should live in reality, not imagination.
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we are very generous and hospitable to ourselves what you don't have .
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执着人生1988(金币+1): 谢谢参与
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