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jerry_dlut

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[交流] Some English joke I know

Dear Worms, as we all know that English is a vessel for knowledge and communication, I didn't quiet use it for fun, but there are a few interesting jokes that I can remember. Hope that you will enjoy !

1.A man went to bar and saw a beautiful young lady, so he bought her a cup of Martiny and they enjoyed a delightful conversation.
Then the man asked: Are you free tonight
Answer: FREE! No, but cheap!

2.It's a boring sunday afternoon, a man walk straight to another guy who is reading a news paper."Are you finishe(d)?""No, I'm Norwagien."

3.-How do you go to work every day?
   -Well, Not fixed. BMW usually.
   -wow, you have very nice car!
   -No, BMW is abbreviation for Bus, Metro and Walk.

4.Nowadays young peole like to use digital watch instead of the mechanic ones, so it's very normal for them not knowing how to locate a person by the clock
"Hot Chick, 3'o clock! "
" Oh, I can't stay that long! "
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小木虫: 沙发+1,金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发,再给个红包
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liujianfeif

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NOT FUNNY
奋斗一万年!
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暖风娃娃

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I do not understand tne first one
我若安好,便是晴天
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暖风娃娃

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I do not understand tne first one
我若安好,便是晴天
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wurongjun

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I do not understand the last one?
善恶到头终有报,人间正道是沧桑.
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sounds ok
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