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[交流] Return the Money

A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did so.


“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no $300, so I can't sleep.”


“Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and went to open the window. She cried toward the neighbor’s house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My husband won't return your money tomorrow.”


Then she closed the window and went back to the bed and said to his husband, “Now you can sleep well. It is his turn to toss around in bed, dear.”
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Husband will be sleeping well now
时间只负责流动,不负责你成长!
6楼2012-12-25 20:21:54
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@May2012 a wise and thoughtful wife`
几年前踏上火车那一刻都还没有意识到,从此故乡只有冬夏,再无春秋
4楼2012-12-25 19:29:41
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4楼: Originally posted by fungixx at 2012-12-25 19:29:41
May2012 a wise and thoughtful wife`

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the wife is so cute
告别绝望 告别风中的山谷 哭是一种幸福
7楼2012-12-25 20:23:04
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