| 查看: 1267 | 回复: 17 | |||
[交流]
Return the Money
|
|
A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did so. “Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no $300, so I can't sleep.” “Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and went to open the window. She cried toward the neighbor’s house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My husband won't return your money tomorrow.” Then she closed the window and went back to the bed and said to his husband, “Now you can sleep well. It is his turn to toss around in bed, dear.” |
回复此楼» 猜你喜欢
自荐读博
已经有8人回复
-
投稿Elsevier的杂志（返修），总是在选择OA和subscription界面被踢皮球
已经有8人回复
-
自然科学基金委宣布启动申请书“瘦身提质”行动
已经有4人回复
-
求个博导看看
已经有18人回复
★
小木虫: 沙发+1，金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发，再给个红包
小木虫: 沙发+1，金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发，再给个红包
| ok |
2楼2012-12-24 23:03:35
★
小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳，给个红包
小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳，给个红包
| hi |
3楼2012-12-24 23:16:18
fungixx
至尊木虫 (文坛精英)
- ESEPI: 45
- 应助: 37 (小学生)
- 贵宾: 3.458
- 金币: 19627.6
- 散金: 18645
- 红花: 118
- 沙发: 273
- 帖子: 13324
- 在线: 2030.7小时
- 虫号: 860534
- 注册: 2009-09-30
- 专业: 抗肿瘤药物药理
4楼2012-12-25 19:29:41
 |
5楼2012-12-25 20:13:50
小小英雄
铁杆木虫 (正式写手)
- 应助: 1 (幼儿园)
- 金币: 6001.4
- 红花: 1
- 沙发: 1
- 帖子: 923
- 在线: 790.3小时
- 虫号: 2142599
- 注册: 2012-11-22
- 性别: GG
- 专业: 机构学与机器人
6楼2012-12-25 20:21:54
shuixian2009
木虫 (知名作家)
- ESEPI: 20
- 应助: 3 (幼儿园)
- 贵宾: 0.538
- 金币: 3959.4
- 散金: 5209
- 红花: 49
- 沙发: 13
- 帖子: 5496
- 在线: 485小时
- 虫号: 962363
- 注册: 2010-03-05
- 性别: MM
- 专业: 临床微生物学检验
7楼2012-12-25 20:23:04
8楼2012-12-26 10:02:47
rchiuctw
木虫 (著名写手)
太极拳初学者
- ESEPI: 24
- 应助: 2 (幼儿园)
- 贵宾: 0.262
- 金币: 7167.1
- 散金: 7100
- 红花: 15
- 沙发: 12
- 帖子: 2352
- 在线: 185小时
- 虫号: 274306
- 注册: 2006-08-26
- 性别: GG
- 专业: 电力电子学
9楼2012-12-26 10:36:01
10楼2012-12-26 13:06:55