[交流] 〖路之歌第二季XX〗Song Of Procrastination 已有1人参与

{Song Of Procrastination}

See I have to write this essay
　　我得赶完这篇论文
　　that the teacher gave last week
　　老师布置了一个星期
　　and it's due tomorrow morning
　　明天大早就要上交
　　twenty pages all in Greek
　　整整二十页的希腊语
　　Nah but first I check my Tumblr
　　不急 但我要先刷刷汤不牢
　　Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom
　　脸书、推特，还要致电我老娘请安
　　Then just one more, one more page
　　然后就再看一页 只看一页
　　oh I waste so much time dot com!
　　我浪费了大把时间来点网站
　　I'm procrastinating
　　我有拖延症
　　All day I sit here waiting
　　整天就坐在这等
　　for just the perfect moment to begin
　　等待开始干活的好时辰
　　We're procrastinating
　　我们都有拖延症
　　Why work, we could be gaming
　　工作个毛，游戏才正经
　　Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!
　　同意！拖延症最拉风！
　　I have to start this diet
　　我必须开始节食
　　cause my prom's a week away
　　因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜
　　So I'm only eating veggies
　　所以我要只吃素
　　and I'm starting that today
　　从今天就吃起来
　　But I'm getting really hungry
　　但是我饿得不行
　　and those cookies look sublime
　　而那些饼干好美味
　　Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten
　　好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块
　　Why not? It's not a crime!
　　咋滴 这又不犯罪
　　We're procrastinating
　　我们有拖延症
　　No better way than eating
　　狂吃是最棒的技能
　　Cause nothing else could possibly compare
　　因为没什么可以比这更美好
　　I'm procrastinating
　　我有拖延症
　　It's really fascinating
　　真是让人开心
　　I know there's work to do but I don't care
　　我知道有工作要干，可我不想理
　　I should probably do my laundry
　　我或许应该去洗衣服
　　I should probably feed my cat
　　我或许应该去喂猫
　　But right now we're playing Halo
　　但现在我们在玩《光晕》
　　YOLO! Headshot! Take that!
　　生命只有一次！爆头！死翘翘！
　　You should probably call the doctor
　　你或许应该叫医生看看
　　Never mind it's just a scratch
　　木有事，就是擦了一下
　　But your arm's gone
　　可你的胳膊都没了
　　It's a flesh wound
　　皮肉伤而已
　　Now come on let's play some catch!
　　现在快点，我们来玩接球吧
　　I have organized my desktop
　　我整理好了桌子
　　Now I'm all set up to work
　　工作的准备全部就绪
　　Wait that picture's kinda crooked
　　慢着 这张照片有点歪
　　and it's driving me berserk
　　这真让我抓狂生气
　　Now I might as well just color code
　　那现在我不如顺手把铅笔
　　my pencils one by one
　　一根一根按颜色排列摆好
　　and my papers and my files
　　所有的资料和文件也是如此
　　I can't work until it's done!
　　这事搞不定就没法工作
　　We're procrastinating
　　我们有拖延症
　　All day I sit here waiting
　　整天就坐在这里等
　　for just the perfect moment to begin
　　等待开始干活的好时辰
　　We're procrastinating
　　我们有拖延症
　　Wait!
　　慢着
　　You're procratinating right now
　　你现在就是拖延不干活呢
　　You're procratinating
　　你也有拖延症
　　Why are you still here watching?
　　干嘛还在看这视频？
　　I'm sure that you've got things due long ago
　　我知道你有好多早就该交的活还没搞完
　　You're procratinating
　　你也有拖延症
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　　Go do your work
　　你手上的工作啊
　　Tomorrow!
　　明儿再干！！