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rchiuctw

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[交流] Foreigner's joke #33

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.

On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
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几年前踏上火车那一刻都还没有意识到,从此故乡只有冬夏,再无春秋
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