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[交流] Foreigner's joke #22

Two Mexicans are on bikes along U.S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, LA. 两墨西哥人骑自行车在美国52号洲际高速上跑,距离罗省的拉法耶特市15里路之遥

One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. 自行车一个轮胎破了,无计可施他们只有扶着车慢慢回去

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. 一个友好的拖车司机停下看能否帮得上忙,墨西哥人要求载他们一程

He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs. 司机说我的拖车放满鸡蛋,基本没位置了

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees. 墨西哥人说如果他们能挤进去就请司机送他们一下,司机表示同意

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. 于是两人连自行车都挤了进去,然后司机关好门就开车了

By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down. 因为这时候司机已经迟到了,于是踏尽油门来开

Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding. 很快交警来了要司机停车

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs". 交警问司机你车里面是什么东东,司机如实回答:是墨西哥鸡蛋

The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. 明显那交警不信,然后他要求检查

He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. 当他打开一看,便立马关上并锁门

He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team. 他马上叫对讲机要求大量增援,和叫上特警队

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. 调度员问发生什么大事需要那么多警员

"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need help!" 交警回复:我截停了一辆货车,里面有两万只墨西哥蛋,其中两只已经孵化并开始作案偷自行车,请马上增援
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