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[交流] Foreigner's joke #10

Dan, a 35 year old New York stock broker had made it so big on Wall Street that he was able to retire at a young age. 丹尼，三十五岁的股票经纪已经赚够了退休需要的钱
Using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the Vermont mountains. 于是他用他的财富买了一所位于佛蒙特山上的小别墅
After 6 months of hardly any human contact, except for venturing into town for supplies, he hears a knock on his door. 平时除了下山买日用品以外，少有和人接触的他，今天终于听到了敲门
He opens the door to find this big, surly, bearded man standing in front of him. 打开门他看到一位满脸胡子的壮汉

"May I help you," Dan asks. 丹尼问: 您有事吗？

"The name's Jim, I live 'bout two miles down the road in my cabin," the man says. 那人回答：我叫詹姆，住在两英里外路边的小屋

"I'm having a party this coming Saturday and I thought I'd invite you seein' that you're new and all here." 我注意到你是新来的我打算这周六开个派对并邀请你参加

Dan accepts the invitation saying, "Great, I haven't been out in six months." 丹尼表示接受邀请并说：太好了，我已经闭关六个月了

Jim says "I gotta warn ya, there's gon' be a lot a drinkin at this party." 詹姆说：我要先此声明，到时候要喝许多酒啊

"Well, I've been to all the bars in New York and have held my ground with the best of them," Dan replies. 丹尼回答：我曾经去过纽约的酒吧而从不退缩

"A lot of fightin' goes on that these parties too," Jim says. 詹姆又说：派对上也会有很多打架的事情啊

Dan replies "well, it'll be nice to get out and I think I can hold my own." 丹尼回答：能出去走走应该不错，我想我能控制自己的

Jim offers, "there's also gon' be some wild love making." 詹姆又提到：派对上还会有做些爱做的事情啊

"Well I have been alone for the last six months," Dan says with a laugh. 丹尼笑着回答：我已经独居六个月了

So the two exchange numbers and directions and just as Jim is walking away Dan says "What should I wear?" 然后两人就交换电话和地点，正当詹姆要走的时候丹尼问：我该穿什么装束？

Jim turns and replies, "Whatever you want, just gon' be us two." 詹姆回头说：随你便，反正派对就只有你和我

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