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[交流] Foreigner's joke #8

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
两个猎人每年都去猎麋鹿但从来没有成功过
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. 然后他们就想了一个必胜的点子
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. 他们去弄了一套母鹿的装扮,学了麋鹿求偶的叫声

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. 他们的计划是两个人躲在装扮里,引来公鹿然后跳出来猎杀它

So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. 他们跑到丛林边的空地,躲到装扮里,开始发出母鹿求偶的声音

Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest. 不一会就听到公鹿从丛林里的回应

They called again, the bull answered closer to them. 他们再发出声音,这回听到公鹿越来越接近

They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. 他们继续叫,公鹿也叫,并从丛林跑出来到了空地

As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him"! 当公鹿沉重的脚步声靠近了,站前面的猎人就说,是时候了,我们出去抓它吧

After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!" 过了好一会,时间好像永恒,后面那家伙喊道:坏了,拉链卡住打不开,咋办?

The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!" 于是前面那人就说:这样啊,那我只好假装吃草,但是你在后面最好支撑着点
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