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Two Pakistanian guys wanted to become more American. The first guy decides to make a bet to see who can become the most American after one year. Á½Î»°Í»ù˹̹ÈËÏë´ò¶Ä±ÈÈüË­ÔÚÒ»Äêºó¸üÏñÒ»¸öÃÀ¹úÈË

One year later, the two guys meet. The first guy says, "I drive a Cheverolet Truck, my son plays baseball for the school, I own a house in a respectable neighborhood, and I drink Budweiser." The other guys says, "Fxxk you, Towelhead!"
(The first guy still in towelhead suit that most Pakistanian does)
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6Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 13:14:09
I didn¡¯t understand this joke

I add back the translation in Chinese
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winter_north: ½ð±Ò+1, It seems to. 2012-09-16 11:16:59
haha.
I think the girl jinshu0303's anawer is more funy than the joke.
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