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A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" The lady says "To kill my husband." "I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist. The lady then pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says "Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription." |
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小木虫: 沙发+1，金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发，再给个红包
小木虫: 沙发+1，金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发，再给个红包
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小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳，给个红包
小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳，给个红包
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