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An American young man flew to Spain for leisure, and at the migration he found there is a pretty migration lady officier so he tried to get her attention.

The lady officier presented him the migration card and asked him to fill in every information necessary. But the young man by purpose missed out the item "Sex:"

So when the lady officier checked against the information on card, she saw the item "Sex" is not filled, she pointed at the card and starred at the young man and said: "Sex ?"

The young man was then excited to answer: " Yes, please"
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