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[交流] Foreigner's joke #1

A man got onto an airplane and at the entrance area suddenly he saw his neighbour Jack is sitting to the seat next to his one, he felt so excited and he try to catch Jack's attention so he yelled out real loud......"Hi...Jack"

And instantly, two security guard pops up and arrested him. Because they thought the man want to hijack the airplane.
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fungixx: 金币+3, wow, you have made much progress in your english, i am sure~ nice day, Mary~ 2012-09-13 15:49:38
fungixx: 回帖置顶 2012-09-13 15:49:39

I  heard this joke in the Wall Street, and the consultant said to me as an example. But at that time I am so poor in English, its no joke at all. But now when I see your post, I know how laughable now, thanks for your sharing!
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4楼: Originally posted by 赵肖肖 at 2012-09-13 15:09:20

Hi Candy~  
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6楼: Originally posted by Mary0505 at 2012-09-13 15:45:58

I  heard this joke in the Wall Street, and the consultant said to me as an example. But at that time I am so poor in English, its no joke at all. But now when I see your post, I know how laughabl ...

keep on read my other posts of foreigner's joke series
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hijack,
the hill was cultivate by me
the trees were planted also
if u want to pass by
leave money u have~~
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