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刘秀玉

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江湖郎中---小元家十三郎

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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."

一个男人正在读报纸,他太太走到他后面,用煎锅狠狠敲了下他。
“你在干什么?”他问。
“我发现你的裤袋里有一张纸,上面写着‘贝蒂’”。
“亲爱的,你还记得上周我去过马场吗?‘贝蒂’就是那匹我压注的马。”
她耸耸肩走开了。三天后,当他正在看报时,他太太又走到他身后,用煎锅重重地拍他。
“你又干什么?”
“你的马打电话给你了。”




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刘秀玉: 金币+1, 沙发奖励~想起一首歌,香烟爱上火柴,哈哈 2012-06-19 06:48:54
吼吼~我觉得这一切都是煎锅爱上了报纸惹的祸~



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吼吼~

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小木虫: 金币+0.5, 给个红包,谢谢回帖
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3楼: Originally posted by 刘秀玉 at 2012-06-19 06:37:37

感谢党,感谢国家,感谢秀神大人,额终于坐上沙发啦,灭哈哈哈哈哈
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