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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, ¡°You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in The Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
¡°I just can't take that chance."



Learning Part
"A man who died here" in the story is Jesus.
The husband just did not want to take a risk that his wife would come back to life again as same as Jesus would before long ago.
Jerusalem = Jerusalem is the city in Israel where Jesus was born and passed away
Undertaker = Person whose business is the management of funeral / dead people


Oh, what a hateful nagging wife~~

From: http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_deadwife.htm

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