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Walking up to a department store's fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk(假笑,傻笑) . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly(故意使人烦恼地) held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer(老家伙) standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

来自:http://www.enread.com/humors/shuangyu/87941.html

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2楼: Originally posted by suplee at 2012-03-17 13:14:23:
Sofa!

no sofa,only maomao~~
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suplee: 金币+1, nice to see you ,xiaocheng 2012-03-17 18:58:17
thank you xiaoye, you bring the joy for us
我的生活在每一个微笑里开始幸福!
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ailing2023: 金币+2, xiaoye mm, 么么 have a nice weekend 2012-03-17 15:59:22
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4楼: Originally posted by ailing2023 at 2012-03-17 15:42:55:
thank you xiaoye, you bring the joy for us

what I want is your happiness~~
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