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[交流] Which is broken?

Last night, I read a joke in the space of one of my friends, it says,

Teacher: If you hit an egg with another egg, which will be broken?

Student: The heart.

Teacher: Whose heart?

Student: The hen's.

This morning, at breakfast, I told the joke to my 5-year old daughter, it is a little difficult for her to laugh ater hearing it. So, I explained whey it was laughable.

Later, I told my daughter, we will buy some big dishes, so we can have buffet afterwards, this will make everyone eat things up in her/his dish.

Because my daughter always eat slowly, and does not like eating things other than egg, mantou and soup. We think green vegetables are important for her, but she dislike them. If we eat buffet, she has to eat up vegetables we put in her dishes, and we hope by doing this, she will get enough nutrients she needs.

After hearing this, my daughter said,

My heart is broken!