Article Title: "XXX"
Manuscript No.: XXXX
Dear Dr. XX
We have been unable to secure a thorough review of your article. Consequently, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to publish your manuscript since it appears to have little interest to our referees, and thus, apparently, to our readership as well.
Please note that this rejection has absolutely no relation to the scientific content or merit of the paper---it is merely an editorial decision.